By Patrick Pike
By Patrick Pike
With a Z for Zero
La Marine (Le Pen) will end up hurting me! Think about it, Zemmour (with a Z like Zero, his little fad and his big credo) is taking the lead in their shallot race.
I should rejoice, because after all, one or the other is all the same and hardly changes the accumulation of votes. So, in 2022, a Macron – Le Pen or Zemmour duel is at least the assurance of having someone presentable to discuss, over the next five years, with world leaders.< /p>
Frankly, you imagine Le Pen nitpicking the fat bit with the Chinese or the Russian, or little Z stridulating at them (stridulation is sexual in crickets) that Tatiana, Igor, Lan, Lin or Liang is much better than Mohamed?
They’re going to have a laugh, the others!
Erecting emptiness as a program of government can only please those with prematurely extinguished synapses. Thirty-two percent Ostrogoths, they are, who don’t all have the Catholic first name! One third of the voting population!
Stupid! Or stupid!
Being elected like this, I don’t even dare to think about it. Although sometimes, when discussing with my contemporaries, doubt inhabits me, as Desproges would have said who worked “… in order to be understandable to the understanding of the most stupid…”.
Obviously he died way too soon.
Because, reading Le Pen’s 144 2017 commitments (practically identical today, with in addition to freedom support for treacherous generals), or listening to the zebra’s zinc speech, I don’t see or ‘hear nothing but gratuitous affirmations (yakafocon) that caress you in the sense of hair the backs of all the rancid populists in the making, fascists who ignore themselves. No need to go far, it is, for both, “work, family, homeland”. Period.
As for the other competitors, the returnees, the relentless decliners or the losers.
Except one, maybe. Fabien Roussel is nice, the communist with a decisive speech.
Unfortunately, he is, communist, this synonym of old-fashionedness.
We are not yet there in May 2022, and a lot of water will flow under the bridges before the ballot boxes are released. Let’s hope that they will be used for something other than to catch our cries.
09/09/2023
Spirou cover August 2019 for the centenary of Zorro
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